realhumanbaby: It’s so cool going into a girls room and they have so much make up and bottles filled with things and tiny small things everywhere. And you can lay on her bed and just look at everything for so long. Or you can close your eyes and listen to her talk while she’s getting ready. You don’t understand any of it and why it takes so long but you are so happy and have probably never felt...
pastelgothcastiel: DONT EVER BE AFFECTIONATE TO M E I’LL BLUSH AND DI E
castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S LIKE BELONGING TO MR OMG Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no. This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
insecure-happiness: don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
growlithed: protip if someone is drawing or whatever dont fuck them up in any way shape or form just for laughs dont “finish someones drawing” if they leave it unattended dont scribble across the page or the picture dont ruin their progress because itll “be funny” youre an asshole
gonatus-onyx: It is truly amazing to stand in a room with someone and see a scalpel and some metal go into their face and suddenly they have become hotter than you ever even imagined. Life is full of wonder.
Stop ruining love by wanting it so bad.– Derrick Brown (via hellanne)
It’s just so strange. You used to love me, and now you’re a stranger who...– Clementine von Radics (via bakamess)
dietchola: this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
smathmouth: seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
theangelgabrieldidmyhair: Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
dont yell at me
thewholockgames: ninicanfly: bananakittywho: snaku: dont yell at me dont yell at me dont yell at me dont yell at me dont yell at me instead of yelling try not yelling if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did i will cry no matter what. if you even raise your voice i will burst into tears
himchanspenus: Here’s serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
Do not ignore it. Fuck it. Cry your heart out.– Charles Bukowski, Selected Letters (Vol. 4)
extrasad: i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
bedquest: I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWn mouth softly because i like you
saddeer: I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath
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